We are selling grooming sticks..

Now this is relatively self explanatory but I'll spell it out for you anyway - this stick is packed together with a magical recipe - a recipe so magical that it can only be used by the finest men. For you see, this magical recipe has a shocking side effect of used by the wrong persons.

We have had multiple reportings of people struggling to fend off thousands upon thousands of women attempting to touch their moustaches after using this Suavecito Grooming Stick. There are women yellow "I want your Stick" and "and give me your Grooming Stick" and so on and so forth.

So be sure that you are prepared before you buy this product - for the women will find you and they will get ahold of your stick.

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