You've read the description for the oil and balm right? Well if you haven't I have attached it below for you - after reading it the shirt basically sells itself.
You've seen how the Mexican's party, right? Well let your beard party in the same fashion! This new oil from Grave Before Shave will have Trump building a wall around your beard to keep the ladies out - "and we'll make the ladies pay for it!".
This product is best used after a light beard wash and dry. We recommend a specific strategy behind washing your beard;
1. Use Grave Before Shave's legendary beard shampoo - it will soften your beard, allowing water to flow through it like water off a duck's back.
2. Gently caress your beard, stroking your manhood and filtering your fingers through it like Libba filters through the a sixer.
3. Use Dude Hut's GBS Tequila Lemon Beard Oil to apply it into your hands and rub for a few minutes (the beard oil), then run your palms through your beard and ensure all the oil on your hands has transferred over to your beard.
4. Use Dude Hut's GBS Tequila Lemon Beard Balm to keep your stray beard hairs in line like you would your child. Keep your beard edges well cut and finer than Beyonce.
The fifth and final step is to arm yourself with necessary equipment to avoid the ladies lobbing themselves at you like your a 70% Kmart sale.
Get your beard fix from the Dude Hut today - www.dudehut.com.au
What did I say? If your not sold, give me a call and Ill convince to buy it. You need this shirt. 02 6021 1201