Did you know that there is a small village in the middle of Morrocco that holds a small tree. This tree goes by the name of BEARDONIUS OILOTUS CARAMELESS MOCHATIS. It secretes a rare oil that is highly scented and sought after. As a precaution; the locals have put a 100ft Trump-like wall around the tree to stop the women from getting to close to the gorgeous scent that is the oil. 
 
This oil just so happens to be incredibly good for your beard and the Dude Hut has found a supplier of this incredible oil. To let everyone know what you use in your gorgeous beard - advertise it on your manly torso, above your manly chest hairs. Let it out. Let it flow. Beard.